Oh, my God. This is "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen.
This is my favorite song of all time.
A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird's the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird B- Bird's the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird's the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird Well, the bird is the word
Chris, don't you know about the bird?
Meg, everybody knows That the bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird The bird is the word
Hey, guy behind the counter The bird is the word
Hey, frightened little child The bird is the word
Lady on the toilet The bird is the word Hey, don't you know about the bird?
Sure, everybody knows That the bird is the word
A- well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A- well-a bird
Again. Again. I love repetition.
Peter, will you give that song a rest? You've been playing it since we got home.
No way, Lois. It's my new favorite thing in the world.
Lois, I'm gonna ask you this only once. Do you or do you not... know about the bird?
Oh, God.
because everybody's heard that the bird is the word.
A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word A- bird, bird, bird...
Ow!
Oh, God. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Look, just go to sleep, all right?
A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word A- bird, bird, bird The bird's the word A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word A- bird, bird, bird The bird is the word...
Peter, I have a mammogram in the morning.
What are you talking about?
Oh, have you not heard?
It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
Heard what?
Brian, don't!
A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word Brian, don't you know about the bird?
Well, Peter's gonna tell you About the bird A- well-a bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird... Surfin '
Oh, my God, Peter. Are you all right?